LOL!<br><div
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<p><font
color="blue" face="Arial" size="6"><span
style="font-size: 24pt; color: blue; font-family: Arial;">Every
once in a
while...In
life...</span></font><font color="black"
face="Arial" size="2"><span style="font-size:
10pt; color: black; font-family: Arial;"></span></font></p></div>
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<h1><b><font color="blue"
face="Arial" size="6"><span style="font-size:
24pt; color: blue; font-family: Arial;">You run into a genius
with a true
talent!</span></font></b><font color="black"
face="Arial"><span style="color: black; font-family:
Arial;"></span></font></h1>
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<p><font
color="black" face="Arial" size="2"><span
style="font-size: 10pt; color: black; font-family: Arial;"><img
src="cid:001101c8a6d7$db031190$8e01010a@darren"
height="495" width="645"><br><br><br></span></font><font
color="blue" face="Arial" size="2"><span
style="font-size: 10pt; color: blue; font-family: Arial;">THINGS
THAT
ARE <b><u><span style="font-weight:
bold;">DIFFICULT</span></u></b> TO SAY WHEN
DRUNK:<br>1.
Innovative<br>2. Preliminary<br>3. Proliferation<br>4.
Cinnamon <br><br>THINGS THAT ARE <b><u><span
style="font-weight: bold;">VERY
DIFFICULT</span></u></b> TO SAY WHEN
DRUNK:<br>1.
Specificity<br>2. Anti-constitutionalistically<br>3.
Passive-aggressive
disorder<br>4. Tran substantiate<br><br>THINGS THAT
ARE <b><u><span style="font-weight:
bold;">DOWNRIGHT
IMPOSSIBLE</span></u> </b>TO SAY WHEN
DRUNK: <br>1. No thanks, I'm
married. <br>2. Nope, no more booze for me!<br>3.
Sorry, but you're not
really my
type.<br>4. Taco Bell</span></font><font
color="navy" face="Arial" size="2"><span
style="font-size: 10pt; color: navy; font-family: Arial;">? </span></font><font
color="blue" face="Arial" size="2"><span
style="font-size: 10pt; color: blue; font-family:
Arial;"> No thanks, I'm
not
hungry.<br>5. Good evening, officer. Isn't it lovely out
tonight?<br>6.
Oh, I
couldn't! No one wants to hear me sing karaoke.<br>7. I'm
not interested
in fighting
you.<br>8. Thank you, but I won't make any attempt to dance, I
have no
coordination. I'd hate to look like a fool!<br>9. Where is the
nearest
bathroom? I refuse
to pee in this parking lot or on the side of the
road.<br>10.
I must be going home now, as I have to work in the
morning.</span></font><font color="black"
face="Arial" size="2"><span style="font-size:
10pt; color: black; font-family: Arial;"></span></font></p></div></div>
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<p><b><i><font color="black"
face="Arial" size="6"><span style="font-weight:
bold; font-size: 24pt; color: black; font-style: italic; font-family:
Arial;"> And...</span></font></i></b><font
color="black" face="Arial" size="2"><span
style="font-size: 10pt; color: black; font-family: Arial;"></span></font></p>
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<p
style="text-align: center;" align="center"><b><i><font
color="black" face="Arial" size="6"><span
style="font-weight: bold; font-size: 24pt; color: black; font-style:
italic; font-family: Arial;">It
finally happened
...</span></font></i></b><i><font
color="blue" face="Arial" size="2"><span style="font-size:
10pt; color: blue; font-style: italic; font-family:
Arial;"> </span></font></i><font
color="black" face="Arial" size="2"><span
style="font-size: 10pt; color: black; font-family:
Arial;"></span></font></p>
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face="Arial" size="2"><span style="font-size:
10pt; color: black; font-family:
Arial;"></span></font> </p></div></div></div>
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color="maroon" face="Georgia"
size="6"><span style="font-size: 24pt; color: maroon;
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align="bottom" border="0" height="482"
width="640"></span></font><font color="black"
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